Only the Briefest of Tales – that GISHWHES thing
So, I was asked by @SubjectPlusVerb to write a story for this GISHWHES thing. For those who don’t know, that’s an acronym for the Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen. It’s the brainchild of Supernatural’s Misha Collins, and from what I can tell after a quick glance online, it’s gotten pretty crazy. Kind of reminds me of It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Anyway, the rules for this story: 140 characters maximum, and it must include Misha Collins, the Queen of England, and an “elopus” (which apparently is a combination elephant-octopus, also known as the sort of D&D monster I would have come up with when I was a teenager).
So, now that you have some context, here’s the story: Once successfully crowned Queen of England, Misha Collins removed his mask to reveal his true elopus nature to a live internet audience.
Is it the best thing I’ve ever written? Dear gods, I hope not. But, it does fulfill all the requirements, so there’s that. Hope you enjoy it, @SubjectPlusVerb!
