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“My Favorite Schemes”

Baffling policemen with puzzling riddles
Robbing museums to steal priceless fiddles
Series of murders all following themes
These are a few of my favorite schemes

Taunting the heroes with bright shiny clues
Building their deathtraps in big giant shoes
Using my gadgets to enter their dreams
These are a few of my favorite schemes

Kidnapping sidekicks and threatening their lives
Hiding my minions in giant bee hives
Designing my lair to magnify screams
These are a few of my favorite schemes

When the heroes strike
When the plots fail
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite schemes
And then I don’t feel so bad

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